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Okay, so you’re staring at your dry backyard and thinking, yeah, something needs to happen. And then someone (probably your neighbor who has opinions about everything) says, “You going rotary or spray?” You nod like you know what that means, but let’s be honest – most folks don’t. It ain’t as simple as “this one’s better.” No no. It’s like trying to pick between pancakes and waffles when you’re half-asleep and the coffee ain’t kicked…