Your parties aren’t as much fun as they used to be!
Well, duh, you’re hanging with old people more concerned with their medical issues than having good time.
The Cynical Senior has the answer: the Boomer Party Emergency Vehicle, parked in your driveway and staffed with specially trained EMTs ready to diagnose, treat and if necessary, whisk your fallen guests to the ER. Your guests can literally “party till they drop,” receive immediate medical attention, and get back to the fun or take a ride for more serious help. More
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Where Global Warming is
Considered a Blessing
"Old age is no place for sissies."
Bette Davis
Write Your Enhanced Obituary Now, a Grave Issue.
Cynical Senior urges baby boomers and seniors to write your own enhanced obituary "now," the last thing you want to do is to leave this tedious chore to a grieving spouse or family member with a poor memory and no imagination or sense of humor. Read More
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Twisted Humor for
Aging Baby Boomers
- Vaginal dryness; Non-stick vibrators
- Cognitive impairment-join Mensa
- Senior Exercise Motivation; Voyuerism
Urinary incontinence is a serious and common problem among baby boomer women that can become more prevalent with age. According to the Harvard Health Letter, strengthening pelvic floor muscles with Kegel exercises reduced urine leakage in 50 to 75 percent of women and cured it in 20 percent. Read More
Read what Wkipedia says about it,"....is a psycho-stimulant which produces increased wakefulness, energy and self-confidence in association with decreased fatigue and appetite.....aids a persons learning and memory of words, and perhaps
makes the brain stronger.”
Aging--The Inconvenient Truth--A Twisted View
Cynical Senior offers original twisted humor, unconventional medical advice and funny gifts for aging baby boomers
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Lowering the Bar for Life's Expectations
Grannies Gone Wild
Senior female incontinence sufferers, practicing Kegel exercises, experience serendipitous vaginal rejuvenation. Bingo night, line dancing, and evening bible readings have become
sexual feeding frenzies.
Speed....Senior Miracle Drug? Tired of Being Tired
Wake Up, Get Smart and Lose Weight
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